Monday, June 4, 2012

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus


The Asylum must have spent 70% of their budget creating the cover for this movie. I should have learned my lesson after Titanic II, but the title of this movie caught my attention. How can you avoid something named "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"?

Well you should, first off, the characters look nothing like they do in that artwork, and second they only show up for about 3 minutes of screentime in an excruciatingly painful 90 minute movie.

To put this simply, I hated every part of this movie that didn't have a shark or octopus on screen. There were admittedly a few entertaining sequences, like the infamous plane attack, but overall I wouldn't recommend this to anyone. Just look up clips of the two fighting on youtube and save yourself the trouble of sitting through 90 minutes of this crap!

Critical rating- 1.5/10
Entertainment rating- 2/10
Shark movie rating- 2/10

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